jadehariey:

so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE BARBECUE IN MY HOUSE NO ONE IS COOKING IM SO CONFUSED AND NOW IM HUNGRY

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slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

urserlicious:

minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath

his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

omfg broni friendzoni

shotadult:

*flips hair* yeah *drinks 18 monsters* *does a kickflip and texts* i’m a teenager