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June 2013

imokwiththis:

torgue:

if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

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Jun 18, 20136,847 notes
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Jun 18, 201310,108 notes
#yeup #parks and rec

pencilpaperpassion:

kawaiikorra:

OKay but even in stick figures

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Mako is significantly taller 

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than Korra

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help

I WANT A MAN THAT TALL
IF YOU’RE 6’ 2” OR TALLER HMU.

Jun 18, 201397 notes
#is no one going to mention how mako is also taller than tenzin #tlok
Jun 18, 201312,281 notes

meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

Jun 18, 201382,517 notes
Jun 18, 201329,384 notes
#this true #i am girl #i do not know how to video game #:(
Jun 18, 20138,357 notes
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nowimustrinse:

I thought television was for entertainment not emotional trauma

Jun 18, 201340,283 notes
#i had the same idea about video games #how wrong was i

infirmis:

desmondmiles:

softly whispers “desmond miles is dead” in your general direction

softly punches a hole in your face

Jun 18, 201387 notes

princessveroni:

my sexuality is ‘people tell me im cute but no one actually wants to smooch me wtf is wrong with you assholes’

Jun 17, 201315,083 notes
Jun 17, 20136,790 notes

my sister just came back from surgery and she’s fine but she’s so loopy it’s hilarious. she’s playing with our rat and she just keeps cooing at him and humming and she keeps talking so adorably. 

Jun 17, 2013
Jun 17, 2013392 notes
#bless #Fallout
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Jun 17, 201310,964 notes

billiejoezee:

bobeestinger:

i love how on tumblr there are people who agree with things and people who disagree with things but the only thing we all agree on is that leonardo dicaprio deserves an oscar

 I don’t care if he wins best supporting actress just let him win one already.

Jun 17, 201320,885 notes
  • men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
  • women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
Jun 17, 201336,538 notes
Jun 17, 20137,428 notes
#YES

all-things-geeky:

“well, time to go to slee-“

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Jun 17, 20131,963 notes

hunters-of-gallifrey:

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

did you just

Jun 17, 2013117,419 notes

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

Jun 16, 201349,618 notes
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Jun 16, 20132,922 notes

jerryterry:

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Figured out how to fix the weird text-clipping issue! I have no doubt I’ll be making more of these…

Jun 16, 20131,832 notes
#yes #i like this one

dicksp8jr:

oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha

“I got up”

clicks out of tab

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Jun 16, 201320,229 notes
#first person is the wooooooooorstt #and replacing a character with an OC #like completely replacing it #or having teenagers doing things like being the Boss in Saints Row #UGH FANFIC PROBLEMS ARE THE WORST

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

Jun 16, 201350,818 notes

My sister is playing Animal Crossing and she upgraded her house and her new loan is 120k and her only response was “ugh… that’s a lot of fruit”

Jun 16, 2013
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Jun 16, 201336,744 notes
#my toe is hot #pick it #it's hooooot in tooooeppppeeeekaaaa
wait so this thing about sally sitwell that you said they revealed at the end that was awesome what is it because i think i missed it

She has alopecia like her dad. Tony Wonder made references to caterpillars in the shower and she mentions not knowing how to shave his legs n stuff. it was super subtle but for some reason it’s one of my favorite jokes. I think Lucille Two mentions something how perfect her hair is and how it’s almost like a wig perfect. 

i love everything about Sally I-wont-leave-for-two-months-with-a-new-nose-like-Lindsey

Jun 16, 20132 notes
Jun 16, 201316,714 notes
#me
Jun 16, 201316,699 notes

fandomacepilot:

Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 

Jun 16, 201325,900 notes
#this time a million

wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

Jun 16, 201336,715 notes
#it can take over 12 hours to dry completely sometimes #if you say you are jealous of my thick hair i will cut you #and then cut it all off like i've done before because i hate it in the summer
Jun 16, 20139,192 notes
#why

gay-bacon-strips:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

canada that totally is a planet shut the fuck up

Jun 16, 2013304,234 notes

peclro:

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing

Jun 16, 201380,093 notes
#it's weird because it's my uncle's birthday but he isnt a dad

pumpkincupcakes:

All the videogame fandoms are like

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And then Fallout fandom is just like

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Jun 16, 2013395 notes
#:(
Jun 16, 2013113,482 notes

crick3tknight:

mastermindbyakuya:

*does that glasses thing characters with glasses do*

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Jun 16, 201318,229 notes

meandmrcomatose:

each year I get my dad a Toblerone for fathers day so obviously when I give it to him wrapped up he knows what it is. this year I thought I might make it a bit more difficult for him

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I wonder if he’ll guess what’s inside

Jun 16, 201316,995 notes
#wow

burning-arrow:

I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial

Jun 16, 201323,115 notes
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Jun 15, 2013923 notes
#well i can tell you i was not expecting that
Play
Jun 15, 201332,641 notes
#someone give these guys an award #seriously that was amazing

sodamnrelatable:

accidentally being called your sibling’s name by your own parent

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accidentally being called your pets name by your own parent

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Accidentally being called your parents name by your pet

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Called being accidentally your pets parents by your name

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Jun 15, 201347,948 notes
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#boom
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