i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
I thought television was for entertainment not emotional trauma
my sexuality is ‘people tell me im cute but no one actually wants to smooch me wtf is wrong with you assholes’
my sister just came back from surgery and she’s fine but she’s so loopy it’s hilarious. she’s playing with our rat and she just keeps cooing at him and humming and she keeps talking so adorably.
- men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
- women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
Figured out how to fix the weird text-clipping issue! I have no doubt I’ll be making more of these…
oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha
“I got up”
clicks out of tab
My sister is playing Animal Crossing and she upgraded her house and her new loan is 120k and her only response was “ugh… that’s a lot of fruit”
She has alopecia like her dad. Tony Wonder made references to caterpillars in the shower and she mentions not knowing how to shave his legs n stuff. it was super subtle but for some reason it’s one of my favorite jokes. I think Lucille Two mentions something how perfect her hair is and how it’s almost like a wig perfect.
i love everything about Sally I-wont-leave-for-two-months-with-a-new-nose-like-Lindsey
Repeat after me kids:
A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important.
if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
canada that totally is a planet shut the fuck up
i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing
All the videogame fandoms are like
And then Fallout fandom is just like
each year I get my dad a Toblerone for fathers day so obviously when I give it to him wrapped up he knows what it is. this year I thought I might make it a bit more difficult for him
I wonder if he’ll guess what’s inside
accidentally being called your sibling’s name by your own parent
accidentally being called your pets name by your own parent
Accidentally being called your parents name by your pet
Called being accidentally your pets parents by your name